Funny Situation Appreciator Pillows

"Boy needs bigger tire."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Time management office worker

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Giraffe Car.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Barristers playing a joke

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

Log in, paper out.

Massage Mushroom Cloud

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

The Chicken's Revenge.

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"Cat Stevens!!!"