Quirky Situation Appreciator Pillows

"Relax people - only dandruff."

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Giraffe Car.

"Are you binge watching again?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Boy needs bigger tire."

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Spring Rituals

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

The Chicken's Revenge.

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"You want me to pee in that cup. From here?"