Quirky Situation Appreciator Gifts

"Relax people - only dandruff."

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Giraffe Car.

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

Massage Mushroom Cloud

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Spring Rituals

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

"Social crutch."

Complaints Department

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"You want me to pee in that cup. From here?"