Quirky Situations Appreciator Gifts

'Dr. Norwood has become interested in your case. He's a veterinarian.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Giraffe Car.

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

Complaints Department

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

"Social crutch."

"You want me to pee in that cup. From here?"

The Chicken's Revenge.

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'