Quirky Situations Appreciator Prints

'Dr. Norwood has become interested in your case. He's a veterinarian.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Giraffe Car.

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Massage Mushroom Cloud

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

Complaints Department

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"Social crutch."

"You want me to pee in that cup. From here?"

The Chicken's Revenge.

'The entire Nadler family was devoured by a flesh-eating bathroom fungus.'