Quirky Scenario Appreciator Prints

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"We have a favor to ask."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

I am saved!

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

"They're about this big."

The Chicken's Revenge.

A ball's best case scenario.

"Cat Stevens!!!"

"You want me to pee in that cup. From here?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

'The entire Nadler family was devoured by a flesh-eating bathroom fungus.'