Quirky Scenario Appreciator Mugs

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"We have a favor to ask."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"It's marzipan pigs."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"Are you binge watching again?"

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

'Gail, my dear, please don't talk about sex - my God this is a restaurant!'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

I am saved!

"They're about this big."

The Chicken's Revenge.

"Cat Stevens!!!"

A ball's best case scenario.

"You want me to pee in that cup. From here?"

'The entire Nadler family was devoured by a flesh-eating bathroom fungus.'

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."