Silly Scenario Appreciator Mugs

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Boy needs bigger tire."

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"His parents never picked him up."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

Man looking very nervous in an inflatable boat with a porcupine.

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

The Chicken's Revenge.

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 5

"Cat Stevens!!!"

A ball's best case scenario.

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

'The entire Nadler family was devoured by a flesh-eating bathroom fungus.'

"It's from the University Of Life.. you didn't get in."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

Erwin Swanson, Schizophrenic Doctor: 'Wow, three opinions for the price of one- what a bargain!'

"His dentures keep slipping."

Although Jeremy raised enough money to feed a small African village for a week, he used eough baked beans to feed a large African village for a month.