Silly Scenario Lover Mugs

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'It's for you.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

Eskimo fishing.

'Mom!!'

"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'The mincer's busted!'

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"They're about this big."

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'...and to all those who weren't watching.'

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Larry?!"

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"His dentures keep slipping."