Quirky Scenario Lover Mugs

"We have a favor to ask."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Fishing.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'It's for you.'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Mom!!'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"What?!"

"That's the last time I let you drive."

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"Dang...it seems that the mouse I had for lunch got reincarnated as a bird...."

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'