Awkward Scenario Lover Mugs

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

"They're about this big."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'It's for you.'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

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'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Mom!!'

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

"The interview was going great until she noticed on my c.v. that I was her ex husband."

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.