Quirky Scenario Lover Gifts

"We have a favor to ask."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Family Joules: Part 5

Fishing.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

'It's for you.'

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

'Mom!!'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

Atomic Bear: Part 7

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"That's the last time I let you drive."

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Dang...it seems that the mouse I had for lunch got reincarnated as a bird...."

"What?!"