Surreal Scenario Lover Gifts

'Mom!!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Look! No hands!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Convenience.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"We have a favor to ask."

A dream of consequence

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Ink Eraser

"It's marzipan pigs."

Fun at the Fair.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Sheep Escalator

Pet Foods

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'...and in my opinion the whole world's gone barmy.'

The Dali Llama.

Rainy Day, Boredom

Sitting down

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Greek Vase

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

When artists have day jobs.

Al's vending machine.