Surreal Scenario Lover Pillows

'Mom!!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"Look! No hands!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Convenience.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

A dream of consequence

"We have a favor to ask."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Ink Eraser

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Sheep Escalator

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Pet Foods

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Sitting down

Greek Vase

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Rainy Day, Boredom

The Dali Llama.

'...and in my opinion the whole world's gone barmy.'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"You want to run a tab?"

Rene Magritte. An 'invisible man' in the style of Magritte holds a mask in the likeness of Magritte.

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

Al's vending machine.