Surreality Lover Pillows

"You're shocked? Heck I thought I was dreaming"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Things are looking up!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Thermidor Dali

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

A dream of consequence

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

allovertheplace.com

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

GLOO!

Ink Eraser

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"