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"You're shocked? Heck I thought I was dreaming"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

ThrEschers.

Convenience.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Thermidor Dali

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Sausages!

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

A dream of consequence

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

allovertheplace.com

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Cover story: Picasso

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

It's from his Swiss period

GLOO!