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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he was stoked to realize he now had a reason to bail on brunch.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William Somersaults

Salvador Dali

Gobsmacked at first, Veronica's compusre slowly returned as the sky filled with pigs...

Math-O-Matic homework for dogs...50 cents.

'Cut himself shaving.'

David Lynch

'I want you to bring my character into the painting.'

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

Self Storage

"You left your pocket watch on the hot stove and it melted!"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

Convenience.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I can't WAIT to see it."

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

How information mingles in our brains

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

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Sausages!

A dream of consequence

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'