Surrealism Fans T-Shirts

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

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Beware the Sign Maker

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Slinky Cow World

Convenience.

ThrEschers.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

A dream of consequence

Sausages!

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

Cover story: Picasso

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Astronaut fishbowl.

It's from his Swiss period