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"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

'I have no objection to employees living the dream, Jennings, just not the dream of being a giant tomato.'

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

Balloon Animals

A dream of consequence

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Through the Looking Glass - Bread and Butter Fly

'Shopping? No, these bags are filled with fresh air that I'm stocking up in my panic room.'

When artists have day jobs.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Ice Cubicles

Nobody Draws Ornitorrincos on the Moon

Ink Eraser

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Look! No hands!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

Convenience.

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Thermidor Dali

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

How information mingles in our brains

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.