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Sheep Escalator

"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

Sunrise turns out to be a large monster peering over cliff.

"Look! No hands!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

A dream of consequence

How information mingles in our brains

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Police lineup

Skinhead guppy.

It's from his Swiss period

Ink Eraser

David Lynch

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.