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"Look! No hands!"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Upside Down Elevator

Albert strikes out again with the women, getting another drink thrown in his torso.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I can't WAIT to see it."

A dream of consequence

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

allovertheplace.com

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Escher's Dog

It's from his Swiss period

Ink Eraser

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

David Lynch

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

Sheep Escalator

'Dali'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Salvador Dali museum

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

'Gone Crazy'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.