Surrealism Aficionado Gifts

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he was stoked to realize he now had a reason to bail on brunch.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William Somersaults

Salvador Dali

Gobsmacked at first, Veronica's compusre slowly returned as the sky filled with pigs...

Math-O-Matic homework for dogs...50 cents.

'Cut himself shaving.'

'I want you to bring my character into the painting.'

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

Self Storage

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

How information mingles in our brains

A dream of consequence

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

allovertheplace.com

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Police lineup

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

GLOO!