Surrealist Aficionado Gifts

The Salvador Deli.

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Salvador Deli

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Thermidor Dali

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Ball Pool Peril

Sausages!

allovertheplace.com

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Cover story: Picasso

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Surreal Ale Pub.

Strange man has a nose monocle.