Surrealist Aficionado Gifts

The Salvador Deli.

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Salvador Deli

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Things are looking up!"

Dreams I have had...

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Thermidor Dali

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Ball Pool Peril

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The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"