Surrealist Art Admirer Gifts

'I'm getting worried -- we're almost out of quarters!'

Unidentified Flying Cheese Wheel

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

Grim Singer

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

ThrEschers.

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

How information mingles in our brains

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Ball Pool Peril

Police lineup

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Flower Painting

Modigliani's Giraffe

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"Meow...."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Skinhead guppy.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"