Surrealist Artist Gifts

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Surreal Madrid

Pedro couldn't believe his eyes. "Marion," he shrieked, "After all these years, you're still alive!"

Art Appreciation- Rene Magritte

Paul Klee

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

ThrEschers.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Salvador Dali's cats.

Ball Pool Peril

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 1

Flower Painting

Picasso Cloud.

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Meow...."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."