Surrealist Art Fans Gifts

The hovering ghost of gum

The Artist

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Slinky Cow World

ThrEschers.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Dreams I have had...

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Flower Painting

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

A Grazing Shark

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Meow...."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

'The day has come.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Newton discovers surrealism