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The hovering ghost of gum

The Artist

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Slinky Cow World

Giant Monster in Bath

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Dreams I have had...

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Meow...."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

A Grazing Shark

Flower Painting

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Newton discovers surrealism

'The day has come.'

Dali Clock