Surrealist Fan T-Shirts

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

"Can you remember who signed this document?"

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'You're messing with my head.'

Mime, trapped forever in this cartoon!

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'

Now watch it dry in all eternity.

LOST & FOUND, 'Where did you last see this pink elephant?'

Roy's eyes wander, but not far.

'That's curious... very strange, I don't remember seeing that bald spot before.'

Fish Bone Painting

'Scariest thing about these old portraits..it feels like the eyes are following you around the room!'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Claw Machine Head

The one and only truth!

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Thermidor Dali

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'