Surrealist Fan T-Shirts

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

Muhammad Dali...

"Can you remember who signed this document?"

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'You're messing with my head.'

Mime, trapped forever in this cartoon!

Doctor says to Magritte character with apple in face: 'I'm afraid you've got worms.'

Now watch it dry in all eternity.

LOST & FOUND, 'Where did you last see this pink elephant?'

Roy's eyes wander, but not far.

'That's curious... very strange, I don't remember seeing that bald spot before.'

Fish Bone Painting

'Scariest thing about these old portraits..it feels like the eyes are following you around the room!'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Claw Machine Head

The one and only truth!

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Dreams I have had...

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

Thermidor Dali

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I can't WAIT to see it."