Surrealist Humor Fan T-Shirts

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahaha!

Aquatic car.

'Now, just for laughs, let's give him the dog brain and see what happens.'

Birdman of Alcatraz.

A dog driving a car

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Stage hand.

A Grazing Shark

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Diner.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trump Poutine

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

ThrEschers.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Things are looking up!"

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'More government surveillance!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

The Thinker?

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'