Surrealist Humor Fan Gifts

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahaha!

Aquatic car.

'Now, just for laughs, let's give him the dog brain and see what happens.'

Birdman of Alcatraz.

A dog driving a car

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Stage hand.

A Grazing Shark

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Diner.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Trump Poutine

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'More government surveillance!'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

The Thinker?

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

How men process questions.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."