Surrealist Comedy Fan Gifts

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'I don't understand it. According to these results, you should have been dead years ago.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Diner.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

ThrEschers.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

Ball Pool Peril

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"What a way to go."

Sausages!

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Focus Group Failures

"No offence Jon, but..."

Cover story: Picasso

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

GLOO!

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'

Astronaut fishbowl.