Surrealist Comedy Fan Gifts

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'I don't understand it. According to these results, you should have been dead years ago.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Diner.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Thermidor Dali

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Ball Pool Peril

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"What a way to go."

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Focus Group Failures

"No offence Jon, but..."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

GLOO!

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

Astronaut fishbowl.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'