Surrealist Humor Fans Gifts

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Diner.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Thermidor Dali

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Ball Pool Peril

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Sausages!

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Cover story: Picasso

GLOO!

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Surreal Ale Pub.

Astronaut fishbowl.

A Grazing Shark

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

The Salvador Deli

'The day has come.'

Muhammad Dali...

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

Dali Clock

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Salvador Deli

Museum Guard Portrait