Surrealist Humor Appreciator Gifts

Camels hump is actually a water dispenser tank

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I, too, have nurtured a life-long dream of living in a barn and eating mice."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

A Grazing Shark

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Modigliani's Giraffe

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Dali Clock

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Playing With Peace

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Salvador Deli

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'

"You have a Picasso?"

Museum Guard Portrait

The Salvador Deli.

'I think we've finally managed to cure your hallucinations.'

Magritte in Paradise