Surrealist Appreciator Gifts

Art Restoration

Modigliani's Giraffe

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

A tattoo? That's so strange...did I get drunk last night?

Candlelit dinner.

At a deer crossing sign a silhouette of a deer crosses in front of a car.

And Found (lost and found)

A man dreams of a butterfly and a bat attacks it.

After the comic strip was over, Jim started to collect his thoughts.

Elepants

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Window in the Sky.

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Bishop with a crozier case.

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"