Surrealist Appreciator Gifts

Art Restoration

Modigliani's Giraffe

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

A tattoo? That's so strange...did I get drunk last night?

Candlelit dinner.

At a deer crossing sign a silhouette of a deer crosses in front of a car.

And Found (lost and found)

A man dreams of a butterfly and a bat attacks it.

After the comic strip was over, Jim started to collect his thoughts.

Elepants

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Ball Pool Peril

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Window in the Sky.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Picasso Cloud.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Flower Painting

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."