Surrealist Admirer Gifts

"That's where we are right now."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Dreams I have had...

"Pearl with a girl earring"

Upside down elevator.

Surreal Madrid

Death puts his feet up.

Artist Painting the Road

Lost in desert, but finds huge pail and shovel.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Figure Drawing Session

Stranded on Paradox island

"No, I'm pretty sure that tail wasn't there before."

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Ball Pool Peril

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Meow...."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Flower Painting

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'