Surrealist Art Admirers Gifts

'The day has come.'

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

How information mingles in our brains

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Police lineup

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Modigliani's Giraffe

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Flower Painting

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Meow...."

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Skinhead guppy.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

The Salvador Deli

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'