Surrealist Supporter Gifts

Amedeo Modigliani

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Dreams I have had...

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Window in the Sky.

Ball Pool Peril

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Picasso Cloud.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Meow...."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

A Grazing Shark

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Modigliani's Giraffe

Flower Painting

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Life Is Just A Game

Muhammad Dali...