Surrealist Supporter Gifts

Amedeo Modigliani

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Dreams I have had...

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Ball Pool Peril

Window in the Sky.

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Meow...."

A Grazing Shark

Flower Painting

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Modigliani's Giraffe

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Picasso Cloud.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

The Road With No Vanishing Point.