Surrealism Supporter Gifts

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Things are looking up!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I can't WAIT to see it."

A dream of consequence

Thermidor Dali

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

allovertheplace.com

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

Ink Eraser

GLOO!