Surrealism Admirers Gifts

"His style isn't really surreal but his prices are."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Dreams I have had...

"Things are looking up!"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Thermidor Dali

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

allovertheplace.com

How information mingles in our brains

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Police lineup

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

Astronaut fishbowl.

Skinhead guppy.