Fans Of Surrealism Gifts

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Parking

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Thermidor Dali

Dali Chooses a Lobster

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

allovertheplace.com

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

GLOO!

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."