Lover Of The Surreal Gifts

'And for the artsy crowd, Benson, from accounting, will repeat my words through interpretive dance.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Raincloud Umbrella

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

ThrEschers.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Thermidor Dali

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Sausages!

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

allovertheplace.com

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Cover story: Picasso

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

Astronaut fishbowl.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

GLOO!

It's from his Swiss period

Surreal Ale Pub.