Lover Of Surreal Humor Gifts

Getting BIG AIR!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

A Grazing Shark

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"It's good luck."

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Golfer in a tree.

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

'I think we've finally managed to cure your hallucinations.'

Meter Maid

An artist waits to ambush an easel

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

'Eleven foot poles - For things you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...'

"That was one strange and confusing competition."

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

Fish in the Rain

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'