Lover Of Surreal Humor Pillows

Getting BIG AIR!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

A Grazing Shark

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Tell me more about the voices in your neck."

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

Meter Maid

Man Exchanges Heads In Desk Trays

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'I think we've finally managed to cure your hallucinations.'

Golfer in a tree.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"It's good luck."

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

'Eleven foot poles - For things you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...'

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"That was one strange and confusing competition."

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'