Surrealist Humor Lover Pillows

Inverted Horizon Next 4 Miles

"Wait! So this is really A THING?"

Meter Maid

Getting high.

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'I think we've finally managed to cure your hallucinations.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'I'm sorry but we're out of our usual anesthetics.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Peeping Periscope.

Man riding in a hot air balloon sees comic balloons floating by.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Raincloud Umbrella

Crap from the future.

Convenience.

Dreams I have had...

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Honest Voting Stickers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

The Monroe Doctrine

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Only in America

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."