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Inverted Horizon Next 4 Miles

"Wait! So this is really A THING?"

Meter Maid

Getting high.

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'I think we've finally managed to cure your hallucinations.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'I'm sorry but we're out of our usual anesthetics.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Peeping Periscope.

Man riding in a hot air balloon sees comic balloons floating by.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Raincloud Umbrella

Crap from the future.

Convenience.

Dreams I have had...

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Honest Voting Stickers

The Monroe Doctrine

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Police Lineup Escape

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'