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Cows worshipping a toilet.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

A Grazing Shark

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Salvador Deli

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"You have a Picasso?"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

The Salvador Deli.

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

Meter Maid

Grim Singer

Magritte in Paradise

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

'He's suffering from spells of light-headedness.'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'I think we've finally managed to cure your hallucinations.'

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'