Surrealist Comedy Admirer Mugs

Cows worshipping a toilet.

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

A Grazing Shark

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'

"You have a Picasso?"

Salvador Deli

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

The Salvador Deli.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

Magritte in Paradise

'He's suffering from spells of light-headedness.'

Grim Singer

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

'I think we've finally managed to cure your hallucinations.'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Meter Maid