Satirical Comedy Admirer Mugs

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Cow's straw

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

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Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

TV jester.

Cat Burglar

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.