Satirical Humor Admirer Mugs

'Unfortunately, it's fighting an uphill battle against our first name, which is 'Apathy.''

'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'

"I'm afraid we do rather make people jump through hoops for disability benefits."

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

You are here but you should be here

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'If you don't watch your figure, boys won't either.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Crap from the future.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

Cow's straw

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'What does it say, Dad?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Gym Dog