Satirical Humor Enjoyer Mugs

"...No we don't have any problems with bullies."

"- As we can see, the market for green mountains has grown a lot in recent months..."

The death Tax = Loads of Cash.

Angry fat cat with cigar.

'Forget it son ... these guys might look fat and juicy but they have a rotten taste ... they're Bankers!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Crap from the future.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Nun Fight.

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trappist Monk Discord

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What does it say, Dad?'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'More government surveillance!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

The Thinker?

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."